Tom, you obviously do not know the power you possess.
Otherwise you would’ve never made this face.
If you were to ever make that face and ask me to do something. I would do it. Anything.
Make me a cake. *face*
Trip that blind guy over there. *face*
As you wish.
Clean my leather coat collection with this q-tip. *face*
Consider it done.
Rob a bank with this dirty sock. *face*
I can’t imagine anything better to do.
Whenever you see a puppy, kick it in the face. *face*
Bring me the strangest creature from the deepest depths of the ocean. *face*
Already did it.
Find a faerie, pluck it’s wings off, make a key chain out of them and give it to me. *face*
It shall be the best key chain you’ll ever lay your eyes upon.
Anything, Tom. Anyfuckingthing.
You’re worse than those fucking Klondike bars.
ahahaha what! People! It’s okay! Calm Down! heheheheee.