Benedict Cumberbatch explaining why, during his school Nativity as Joseph, he pushed Mary off the stage.
Everyone’s all like… that’s so funny and hysterical and ohhh isn’t he adorable. And I’m like… wow. You’re kind of a cunt.
Have I wanted to push people off of places before?? Frequently. Have I controlled the urge and not caused bodily harm to another person? Always.
Every time I read another quote from him I’m like… what a posh asshole. Seriously.
He and Freeman both deserve to be sent to the naughty chair and not let up until the world ends. Maybe not even then.
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waitwaitwait wait. The Cumberlord and Hedgehog boy are actually on Tumblr now? For real?
Don’t they know how dangerous this place is for their psyches? It’s like if we let Chris Evans into the Tony/Steve tag. he’s not ready for that!
HIDE THE JOHNLOCK.