Liveblogging Jem: Episode 11
- Title: Last Resorts. That sounds SUPER REASSURING. I’m sure this resort vacation is going to go GREAT!
- “Frank! Are you okay? It sounds like you’re being extorted.”
" Well, I am."
… that was surprisingly straightforward. Getting right to the point. I like it.
- Wait, guys, what if this dude is in debt because he sponsored THE MISFITS? YOU DON’T KNOW HIM. It could all be a TRAP. RUUUUUUN.
- Did Jem just get rescued by a sexy german ski aerialist? Did she just get rescued from a SNOWBALL FIGHT by a sexy german ski aerialist?
- Rio, upon seeing the sexy german ski aerialist: “I brought the equipment. You can practice now. IF YOU’VE GOT THE TIME.”
My boyfriend: “Shut up, Rio.”
- OH MY GOD THEY ACTUALLY ADDRESSED IT!
Jem: “I thought it was Jerrica you cared about?”
Sven: “Oh, come on, you can’t have two girlfriends and me with none.”
THEY ADDRESSED IT
HOLY MOTHER OF SEXY GERMAN SKI AERIALISTS, THEY HAVE ADDRESSED THAT RIO IS MAKING OUT WITH TWO DIFFERENT WOMEN
- Did Sven just off ski backwards into the sunset? Did he just call out Rio and then ski off into the sunset? Backwards? I LUV U SVEN!
- Of course Kimber wants Sven. HE’S MINE, KIMBER
- You’re wagering a resort on a ski race between two rock groups? ooooooooookay? A SKI RACE? Between ROCK BANDS?
- WHY DOES THEIR MAKEUP NEVER RUN EVEN WHEN THEY’RE SWEATING?
- Pizzaz just threw herself onto Clash’s ass. This show is getting so much more homoerotic.
- Also, I just realized that if you don’t know who “pizzaz and clash” are, that sentence seems pretty weird.
- Svenson is my still my favorite. “Ah, yes, I actually bothered to catch the bad guys! I am a competent ski instructor.”
- Why is Jem wearing an apron on her head?
- The eighties were truly a different time.
ktempest, this is all your fault.
I take full responsibility. Glad to do so. because ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa